Artist // Professional // Varied
- May 17
- Azerbaijan
- Deviant for 13 years
- They / Them
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My Bio
I'm Carl Sanders but the prostitutes call me chip. I like burning crosses, going gay clubbing, throwing bricks at minorities than having sex with them. I enjoy chasing alter boys with 9 inch rubber dildos around the church. I'm the best artist to ever live and I know you will agree.
And remember kids if it's written down it must be true!
Current Residence: An abandon oil rig
deviantWEAR sizing preference: tight..... oh yea that sounds good
Print preference: um yes?
Favourite genre of music: anything that sucks
Favourite photographer: pornographer? I LIKE THEM ALL!
Favourite style of art: any style
Operating System: I rape my computer!
MP3 player of choice: ipods are sexy to rape!
Shell of choice: what the hell?
Wallpaper of choice: PORN!
Skin of choice: BLACK! wait you didn't mean human skin?
Favourite cartoon character: HENTAI!!!
Personal Quote: "you can't spell slaughter without laughter"
And remember kids if it's written down it must be true!
Current Residence: An abandon oil rig
deviantWEAR sizing preference: tight..... oh yea that sounds good
Print preference: um yes?
Favourite genre of music: anything that sucks
Favourite photographer: pornographer? I LIKE THEM ALL!
Favourite style of art: any style
Operating System: I rape my computer!
MP3 player of choice: ipods are sexy to rape!
Shell of choice: what the hell?
Wallpaper of choice: PORN!
Skin of choice: BLACK! wait you didn't mean human skin?
Favourite cartoon character: HENTAI!!!
Personal Quote: "you can't spell slaughter without laughter"
Favourite Visual Artist
that guy who painted that thing
Favourite Movies
spankenstein
Favourite TV Shows
That show with the rapist balloon
Favourite Bands / Musical Artists
Penis coffin
Favourite Writers
porn writer? what was the question?
Favourite Games
Dildo sword fight
Favourite Gaming Platform
they all suck except all of them don't
Tools of the Trade
my dick
Other Interests
robbing dollar stores, gay sex, kicking propane tanks, worshiping mel gibson, satan, fisting santa
Devious Journal Entry
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last night was rough, i got my sphincter eaten out by a farm pig after he shat on my mother who is currently in a wheelchair. in order to scare off the pig i had to dress up like Donald trump and stick a table up my ass so i could beat the pig to death with my Fuckplank. it didnt work so then i covered myself in honey and did the safety dance. unfortunately animals really like me so i was chased by a bear back to my house where my mother was being skullfucked by a neonazi and now im typing this journal...
IF ANYONE KNOWS HOW TO GET RID OF A NEONAZI AND A GAY FARMPIG PLEASE FOR THE LOVE OF SATAN GIVE ME SOME ADVICE!!
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HELLO EVERYONE!
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Browse my collection folks take it all in. You're all my friends this is a happy place! YAY! feel free to comment!
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Profile Comments 16
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OMG WHY CANT I BE MORE LIKE U
You can just get rid of all your morals and decency!
I WILL BEING IMMEDIATELY
Spam Whore. Do you really have so little to do with your life that you spend your time on something like this?
lol my artistic masterpieces take less than 5 minutes to make that's the beauty of it all. So this hardly consumes much of my time. GAHH THERE'S A SENATOR SHOVED UP MY ASS!
Except time to make the account ,time spent on it, time spent in the programs times each piece, time spent commenting, time spent REPLYING...
A lot more time then you're letting on, you sad and lonely person. I'm done here, I've reported you anyways
A lot more time then you're letting on, you sad and lonely person. I'm done here, I've reported you anyways
ok lol ive reported you too!! WEE ITS THE REPORTING GAME!!